1. You can stare at any Girl
2. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life
3. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters, No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place
4. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them
5. You won't have to see boring love stories instead of sports
6. You won't have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less
7. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her
8. You won't have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks
9. No nonstop nonsense
10. You won't have drown in the pool of her tears
11. No tension
12. You don't have to spend money on her
13. You can be "urself"
14. You won't have to hide your telephone bills
15. You won't get boring result in ur board papers
16. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing
17. If u doesn't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u
18. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy
19. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring
20. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u
21. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according your wishes anymore
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